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Whatever complaints I may have about this title are truly minor compared to the expertly delivered entertainment value and carnal quality. Become a Fan. Fan Club Membership: Great marks all around. Oh well, Batman got drugged by Alexis. Alexis Texas bounces her ridiculous ass on Batman's big cock K views. Much, much better is Randy Spears as The Joker.

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Joker Gets Lucky. Robin and Batgirl Fuck 11 min. Robin and Batgirl Fuck. Katwoman takes on the Dynamic Duo 1 min. Scene Unavailable. Katwoman takes on the Dynamic Duo. By Oranje. When I've been thinking of all of the parodies that studios could be doing, the original Batman television series was way up there.

There's just the perfect cheese factor to it, and Vivid again on the ascent for quality filmmaking, there's no telling how many volumes this parody could ultimately see. Step one to making this an essential film: Kimberly Kane getting fucked by the Riddler. Yeah, that pretty well did it for me. For some reason Kimberly wearing a wedding ring really does it for me as well.

Both of those things have always been a massive turn-on. Now if we just could have added Kimberly rimming her male co-star, well, the trifecta would have been in play. It's a simple scene, one with lots of oral and lost of fucking. It's well lit, with good attention paid to most of the details. More than anything, though, the director didn't feel the need to do too much with this film.

That's what really makes all the difference, just making sure we can take everything in as the talent does what they do best. Kimberly in missionary is absolutely delicious, for either hole getting plugged. Spooning is really excellent as well, and Kimberly manages to pull off the period dress rather smoothly without it taking away from her raw sexuality. Missionary anal while she diddles herself with her left hand - important for us wedding ring watchers - is phenomenal, too, and perhaps the only thing that could have made this scene better was the baby batter adorning Kimberly's face in the end.

Of excellent quality, but I like me a facial scene. Tit shot instead, which is fine. Incidentally, James Deen as Robin is absolutely brilliant here. Full points on the overall casting, as the acting is good enough to make it work, but while still holding onto the appropriate cheese factor. Great cameo by Ron Jeremy working over a woman out a window while the boys are climbing with the bat rope.

Step two to making this an essential film: To the dance club! No, not the dancing, even with appropriately cheesy syndicated television music.

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Big white ass amateur porn Wonderful stuff, this, and even more wonderful is the bootylicious Alexis Texas planting her tasteful derriere on a barstool.

Oh well, Batman got drugged by Alexis. If she'd like to drug me, that's fine. Especially as Alexis is in the mood to have fun before heading off to wherever the Riddler is. It's not long before Alexis is polishing some pole and Batman - justifiably - enjoys every moment of it.

Batman gets to hit Alexis just about every direction you can imagine, with plenty of dick sucking in the interim. Sadly, this isn't one of the very select anal scenes Alexis does, but she does work Batman's cock with her tongue and hands to a messy chin shot. Lexi Belle is Batgirl! I was excited, as she had the dark hair like back in the good old days. Alas, and while it's okay, Lexi decides Robin needs some exercise before they really get going with things.

A brief interlude, with Randy Spears as the Joker, ensues, with Robin and Lexi wandering what looks like the props department for this film. Hey, look! Tori Black as Catwoman! Andi San Dimas and Syren Sexton pleasure our makeup-laden friend, and it's one of those classic two scenes in one bits. This is, however, a scene where not quite everything works, as the director attempts to keep everything in one shot.

A bit far away for details, sometimes. Randy blows his load and then, well, it's go time for Lexi. A very strong scene between these two talented performers, though I do wish Lexi would have taken her mask off. Would have helped the appearance of the scene a great deal. As is typical for many Lexi scenes, it's a body shot in the end.

Tori takes on both of our masked superheroes, too, and really I come to the conclusion that the only thing missing from this film is the "Biff" "Boom" type animation during some of the sex scenes. That would have really been the icing on the cake. Otherwise, this is tremendous fun, complete with the requisite cliffhanger. A film that manages to be both fun and hot at the same time Directed, produced and written by Axel Braun, a man with an excellent track record for porn adaptations, the movie entertains to the same degree that it arouses, and represents his wittiest work to date.

The production is first rate, the actresses are uniformly hot and sexy, and the satire succeeds on many levels. It's an easy recommendation for adult fans, a must-see for comic book aficionados, and a must-have for porn collectors. All that is the good news.

The bad news is, you have to plow through the ramblings of a former comic book fan and rabid porn connoisseur in order to finish this review. So if you would rather avoid suffering through an essay which would make the prose of a morbidly obese, self-proclaimed, redheaded, Hollywood stepchild seem downright concise and elegant, then go back to the top of the page, add this item to your Adult DVD Empire shopping cart, and continue with your browsing.

If, on the other hand, you have time to kill, then read on The BATMAN series was a hit when it first premiered, yet lasted for only three seasons producing half-hour episodes, along with a feature film. More than thirty years later, its effect on Americana seems to be neverending. The film was one of the most anticipated blockbusters of that decade, and the most recent cinematic rebirth has been even more successful.

But the 's series was the what started the whole phenomenon. It introduced a craze which brought the character to the mainstream, albeit in a manner unflattering to fans of the comic book. The TV show was campy, colorful, over-the-top and at times just plain goofy. Die-hard readers who were raised on the "grim and gritty" four-color adventures produced by O'Neil and Adams, Englehart and Rogers, and especially Miller and Lee , generally look upon the series with disdain and embarrassment.

In truth, however, most D. Outrageously costumed villains, gimmicky traps, superficial characterization, and pulpy storylines dominated funny books long before the advent of relevancy and realism. Director Braun chose wisely in lampooning the TV series instead of the movies.

For one thing, the bright and gaudy look of the show is better suited to erotica than the ominous mood and somber backdrop found in the Chris Nolan and Tim Burton flicks plus, viewers won't be subjected to the costumed nipples and codpieces prominently flaunted by Joel Schumaker's versions. Morever, the main characters aren't be bogged down by the psychological baggage of their modern day updates.

Bruce Wayne is just a friendly, but horny costumed boyscout, as opposed to being "the goddamn Batman! Further, Catwoman is just a hottie with a fetish for pussies, and not an ex-hooker turned secretary who got pushed out of a skyscraper by her boss. Finally, The Joker is just a clown prince of petty crime, and not the sadistic product of a killing joke.

Even at a young age which would make Nora Kuzma blush, I had feelings for Catwoman which were just short of erection-inducing. I had the same reaction with Batgirl, but for some oddball reason, her theme song was a deal killer. This character didn't need breast implants, collagen injections or tattoos for sex appeal.

The way she purred her dialogue, moved about with feline finesse and donned that tight black outfit with high heeled boots, were all sensory overload for impressionable viewers like myself. Like most TV comedies of the sixties, BATMAN always looked like it was filmed on the set of some flashy and tacky musical variety show, with backgrounds made of cardboard and styrofoam, and props straight out of 9th grade woodshop class.

Braun captures that visual style superbly even with or perhaps as a result of his obviously modest budget. Whenever villains are onscreen, the camera goes slightly cockeyed, although this isn't always consistent. Costumed heroes are still scaling horizontal buildings, and Commissioner Gordon strikingly played by a near body double in the form of Jack English still has Irish Cop stereotype Chief O' Hara David Alan by his side.

The red phone under glass in Gordon's office continues to act as Batman's direct line, and that bust of Shakespeare in Wayne Manor still provides special access to the Batcave via the clearly labeled Batpoles. The opening animation sequence and the graphic sound effects "Kapow! The familiar jazzy music score is astounding in its accuracy, and a slight variation of the universally known music theme and no, I'm not referring to "Batdance" will have you humming along.

The fast-motion speeding away of the Batmobile, the Gotham City sign, celebrity cameo appearances I guess Ron Jeremy qualifies and so many other elements contribute to a fun and fascinating viewing experience. More than once did my jaw drop over how well this movie captured the series. The overall effect definitely rises above the cheaper and cheesier characteristics of this production.

Dale Dabone's performance as Batman is simply terrific, and much more restrained than I imagined. He imitates Adam West's distinctive voice and mannerisms without exaggerating them. Likewise, James Deen conveys Robin's youthful and excitable ways, but avoids going too over the top. Like their fictional characters, the two actors have a notable age difference, and therefore fit their roles as guardian and ward very well.

The nuances and depth of their performance can be appreciated within the first ten minutes: Deen reacts with a cautious earnestness, while Dabone remains calm, but righteous. When they're called into action by Commissioner Gordon, they effortlessly slip into their heroic roles, with a minimum of mockery or condescension to the subject matter.

Good job, guys! For some insight into how the Batman character might have been mishandled, check out the bonus materials for a wincing look at Nick Manning's wooden - no pun intended - reading for the role, and on the opposite end, Otto Bauer's tongue-in-cheek performance. The remaining cast members generally do good work, but Stewart Tain falls completely flat as Alfred.

He doesn't even attempt to fake a British accent, and his delivery is nothing but a monotone. Fortunately, he has a limited presence in the movie. Much, much better is Randy Spears as The Joker. His make-up and outfit are first-rate Randy even sports Cesar Romero's white painted mustache , although he needs to augment his character's maniacal nature a bit, while Evan Stone should bring his Riddler down a notch.

Lexi Belle looks beautiful as Batgirl, and fits into her costume far better than Alicia Silverstone ever did. Once viewers get a good look at her, they too will be crooning the Minneapolis Genius's immortal lyrics, "Ooh, yeah! Ooh yeah! I wanna bust that body! It goes without saying that I was deliriously delighted in seeing the one and only Tori Black as the sexiest villain in comics.

Her tall, leggy figure, beautiful face, sparkling eyes, long dark hair and complete lack of artificial enhancements save for a tiny bit of body ink are everything a Catwoman should be. Despite some limitations in her dramatic acting ability, Tori maintains Catwoman's soft and seductive tones, as well as her smooth and sweeping body language without looking too unnatural.

You'll see Batgirl in her mask greedily sucking on Mr. Deen's cock, and witness Catwoman getting down on all fours and shamelessly showing off her ass. These are visual indulgences which could never have existed back in the days of VHS cassettes when creativity and quality control in porn was at an all-time low. It's no wonder that parodies have become the latest craze of the adult industry.

This two-hour movie has five sex scenes, which is a standard practice for most Axel Braun features, but may disappoint fans who believe that an event like this should offer more than status quo. As arousing as BATMAN XXX is, thanks to some solidly directed pairings and threesomes, I have to state that isolated from the rest of the production, the hardcore doesn't stand out as exceptional.

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Soffiecruz The way she purred her dialogue, moved about with feline finesse and donned that tight black outfit with high heeled boots, were all sensory overload for impressionable viewers like myself. By meteorman More than thirty years later, its effect on Americana seems to be neverending. Katwoman takes on the Dynamic Duo 1 min. Spooning is really excellent as well, and Kimberly manages to pull off the period dress rather smoothly without it taking away from her raw sexuality. She tries to win her freedom by first sucking Riddler's cock through the bars of her prison cell, followed by a full-on sex scene where Riddler stays completely in character and costume.

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